biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fuckheads-revenge:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

madmaxthepaledragon:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

deadpool is honestly more wholesome than any of the mcu movies

Explain

ok so

  • Doesn’t straightwash queer characters! this was a big one. (marvel movies have a huge problem with straightwashing*)
  • Deadpool is canonically pansexual, and the movies reflect this! Reynolds doesn’t shy away at all from Deadpool’s sexual interest in men.   
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    • (head injuries bring out deadpool’s romantic sexy feelings it seems. in the first movie, knife to the head = romantic montage with vanessa. in the sequel, fencepost to the head = deadpool sensually trying to go down on Colossus.) 
    • (semi-related, both movies have some cute references to deadpool enjoying being on the receiving end in the bedroom.)
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    • (yeah, it’s canon, Deadpool enjoys being pegged)
  • Oh hey, a healthy romantic relationship based on mutual respect and love! and with a fully developed female character with personal agency! A love interest who doesn’t just function as a plot device. 
  • POLAR OPPOSITE OF TOXIC MASCULINITY. This really shines through in their marketing
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    • (yes that pillows says “FEMINIST”) 
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    • (yes that is deadpool in heels dancing to celine dion)
  • Diverse casting! Characters who are poc just because poc exist! 
  • Hey look, a cute lesbian couple treated with respect and one of them’s asian!
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  •  Holy crap i don’t say this enough but i love Domino. What a badass. Sexy-but-not-sexualized black female action hero who is probably the coolest person in the movie
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  • Deadpool 2 took a run-of-the-mill white character design and made her interesting! 
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  • Her trademark eye patch is now vitiligo! She has awesome natural hair. And look, body hair exists! On a person who is a woman! Which shouldn’t be unusual, but here we are. Also, she’s fun
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  • Portrayed by the talented Zazie Beetz. Did I mention how much i love this character?
  • Oh look, another much improved character design!
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  • We’ve got your humdrum blondie cleft-chin stereotype replaced with a heavyset maori teen actor (Julian Dennison, who incidentally was in Taika Waititi’s indie movie Hunt for the Wilderpeople).
  • Overall themes: The movies have a lot of dirty humor and innuendo. But the overall takeaway is actually pretty sentimental. The Deadpool 2 themes in particular gets to me: 
    • Not repeating the mistakes of the previous generation. “Kids give us a chance of being better than we used to be.” 
    • The loss and recovery of family. Accepting friendship in the midst of tragedy. See also: Cable’s story arc. 
    • Letting go of loss and bitterness to try to save a child who’s been abandoned by the world. 
  • I’m honestly so excited about the choices the director & producers have been making for this franchise. They’re setting the narrative standard for modern superhero films. Can’t wait to see what the next movie has in store. 

*see more on straightwashing in the mcu below

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So wait, why is “straightwashing” bad but blackwashing Domino good?

maybe…if we think really…really hard about it…we could come up with a reason why those two things…are not the same…

Feminist Friday

papi-chulo-bucky:

stayaliveforthekilljoys:

lacqueluster:

5slicesofpepperonipizza:

mailedocumented:

When Robert Downey Jr. was asked about his acting process and Scarlett Johansson was asked how she got into shape 

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Two-time Oscar-winning Cate Blanchett 

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Designer & author Lauren Conrad 

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Award-winning Emma Stone 

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When award-winning actress Julianne Moore was asked to put her fingers into a “Mani Cam” 

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When award-winning Elisabeth Moss did 

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Emma Watson

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Rihanna 

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Megan Fox

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Nicki Minaj 

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All of my role models in my life. 

Speak your mother fucking mind.

this made me feel really strong

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

loki-laufysbum:

balloonpony:

tyleroakley:

peterfromtexas:

Next time you go walking around barefoot in the water…

NOPE

No worries, that’s a Bobbit Worm. They live on the ocean floor, and unless you’re able to withstand a ton of pressure, you likely wouldn’t have your toesies nipped off by one since they live deeper than people walk on the ocean floor.

Bobbit Worms are kinda cool. And they were named after Laurena Bobbit, who cut off her abusive husband’s penis and threw it out of her car window as she drove off.

Wait.

me too Laurena, me too 

residentanchor:

tkwolf45:

princeanxious:

fangirltothefullest:

secretglittersauce:

secretglittersauce:

I’m just gonna dive right in: Sentient Clothes AU

Each of the Sides’ clothing accessories have personalities, are sentient, and act as pets/guardians

Virgil’s hoodie:
– will flip up its own hood and constrict slightly when Virgil feels especially insecure, sometimes zipping the sleeves if they’re loose
– if Virgil makes prolonged physical contact with someone with whom he’s very comfortable, the patches will detach partially from the garment and try to thread themselves into the clothes of the other person, while the front upzips and tries to wrap around them

Logan’s tie:
– will hold books or turn their pages
– catches things if they’re coming towards Logan or he drops something
– adjusts his glasses for him
– constricts a little around his neck when he’s anxious, but very gently
– constricts more quickly and more tightly when it’s anxious

Roman’s sash: 
– also constricts to hug or hold Roman, not only when he’s anxious, sometimes to calm his sudden anger or over-excitement in general, or just because it loves him
– will extend and wrap down Roman’s arm to help strengthen and support his sword-wielding
– will wrap around Roman and anyone he makes fond physical contact with as well

Patton’s onesie:
– the paws sometimes drum on his collar bones for no particular reason; he loves this
– paws will try to latch onto people during hugs, sometimes directly hugging their faces
– if Patton takes it off, it’ll sort of drag itself around like some horrible abomination of a cat for pets and snuggles, much to the horror of everyone but Patton

I’m awful because I forgot about the snek 😦

Deceit’s hat:
– stores infinite items like Mary Poppins’ bag
– can act as a megaphone when he needs to be LOUD
– will shove itself down over his eyes if it sees something scary, even if he wouldn’t actually be frightened by it, but just in case
– thinks of itself as the best accessory

I…? Actuly really like this and think it’s weirdly adorable???

Same??

I’m crying, this is so cute. Hey @residentanchor have you seen this??

This idea seems like it would be weird but it’s really not… I love it. 🙂

sload:

dr-archeville:

between-stars-and-waves:

Don’t let evil jackasses like this one decide your future. Vote.

What the absolute fuck?

friendly reminder that steve bannon used to own a world of warcraft gold farming company and realized that a lot of gamers are disenfranchised young white men who are absurdly easy to take political advantage of, and brought milo yiannopoulos on board to do it. which is a large reason why white supremacy and misogyny are so prevalent among the young white male age group right now. We can laugh at people like this all we want, but this is a phenomenon purposefully engineered by the current administration.