microgaze:

WARNING to anyone planning on LEAVING THEIR HOUSE

The outside has unfriendly people, as well as a gigantic ball of fire in the sky. In addition, you may sometimes encounter a bird or an unpleasant smell.

Posting this because THERE ARE NO POSTED WARNINGS when exiting your home.

SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS.

charmingsides:

Thomas: they didn’t see it coming

Joan: those fools!

Thomas: they were preparing for Roman angst

Joan: they were preparing for Logan angst

Thomas: but they didn’t prepare–

Joan: —for both!

Thomas: mwuhahahahaha

Joan: nyehehehehehe

Thomas: mwuhahahahahahahaha!

Joan: nyehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Thomas: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joan: NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

Talyn: {walks in and sees what’s happening then turns around and walks out without saying a word}

Thomas: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joan: NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

Thomas: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Joan: NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!

Thomas:

Joan:

Thomas: I’m hungry.

Joan: yeah, me too. let’s do lunch