Me: Wow time for bed
Intrusive thought: Imagine eating hair.
Me: Why
Intrusive thought: Munch Tommy’s hair.
Me: No.
Intrusive thought: GRAPE FLAVORED HAIR
Me: NO!
For clarification:
Grape soda popsicle is what my brain registers this hair color as and my intrusive thoughts have been using this for months to torment me.
Delicious
I have many concerns
So do I, honestly.
Why have you don’t this to me I’m already in the guidance office how dare you



