yourplayersaidwhat:

Me, the DM: As [NPC] sees her girlfriend, she exclaims, “You’re alive!” and–

Player: Mmm. Not romantic enough.

Me: …I’m sorry? Do you want to narrate this?

Player: Yes!

Me: Okay, go for it.

Player: Oh. Um… hm… uh…

Me: Do you want my job? Do you? IT’S NOT THAT EASY, IS IT??