starsberrisnunicorns:

“...Gurira beat out Avengers: Infinity War’s Chris Hemsworth, Jurassic World star Chris Pratt, Deadpool 2’s Ryan Reynolds, and her Black Panther co-star, Chadwick Boseman, for the honor.”

“Thank you for affirming that women and girls, when they are given the chance to hang with the boys, can hang with the best of them…”

inkabelledesigns:

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection – “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

scrapbookofsketches:

Roman: I’m used to living life on the edge!

Virgil: Yeah, on the edge of a mental break down maybe.

Roman: That’s not true!

Virgil: Own up. It happens to the best of us.

Patton: I think you’re very well adjusted, don’t you worry.

Virgil: You call crying over the puppy shelter commercial adjusted?

Patton: Hey! Those are sad.

Logan: Not as sad as Roman’s efforts act noble.

Roman: ):

I’m telling ren! @royallyanxious their hurting your son!!