ouc-h:

sorry i stopped talking to you my anxiety convinced me that you hated me

darkdragool:

sunflower-sam:

tildathings:

peskylilcritter:

foxanddanapetrie:

bemusedlybespectacled:

wholock-rab:

youarelookingatthis:

jolivet:

youblowuponesun:

jolivet:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

urbancatfitters:

do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy

You do that every morning???

EVERY MORNING.

wait

wait

is this a real thing i thought that was just in the simpsons

no son

Wait, other countries don’t do this.

*whispers* Not even Russia

I remember when my dad had a conversation with me

because I asked him what the Austrian pledge of allegiance was (because he’s from Austria)

and he said “we don’t have a pledge of allegiance”

and I said “why not?”

“honey, think about what training your children to mindlessly pledge to a flag, without really knowing what they’re talking about, sounds like to Austrians”

“oh. hitler.”

“exactly”

RE FUCKING TWEET

as an austrian, that is literally what i think about every time the subject comes up

Blind trust.

omg

This is why I dont say it while my homeroom does.

ren-allen:

shitthehousessay:

Ravenclaw: I don’t have a train of thought, I have 7 trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming.

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Slytherin: … wtf

@mirror2thespirit @the-incedible-sulk @tie-riffic

You can obviously tell who is is who from the sanders sides here. Obviously Patton is the Ravenclaw.