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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.

So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile. 

One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.

Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)

They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.

I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.

Viking cats “FIGHT ME”

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.

I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing

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So I see we’re adopting the printer now, huh?

Me: so what y’all been up to fam

Famders: we have a new son, his name is Magenta

Me: oh that’s nice, who’s he?

Famders: the printer from that one ts short

Me: …….sweetie we talked about this

Everyone ships him with Remy but I think Mike is better fit…. <_<
>_>

Wait who’s Mike?

Isn’t that this microwave dude?

agsfajsgakgskagaa i think we should ship him with the stove lol

Polygamy

Actually polygamy is generally used to describe multiple partners in a religious sense, such as a religion where one can has two wives. If you’re talking about multiple consensual romantic relationships outside of a religious context, you’re really talking about polyamory.

Sanders sides, but, like iCarly…

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I never watched enough icarly to apply this.

Virgil is Carly, the main character, who lives with his always positive older brother Patton. He has severe social anxiety, and to help him Patton thought that opening a YouTube Channel (or Site, I just think it’s better YouTube in this time and age) could help him

Their next door neighbours are Logan, who is Freddie, and his dad Remy, works so many jobs and often forgets to sleep resulting him in accidentally crashing at Patton’s place (Morality x Sleep maybe?). Logan is a genius with computers but is also a great fan of chemistry and astronomy

Roman is the feisty girl, Sam I think is her name. Super passionate about Theatre and will jump at every occasion to start fighting with Logan

As I already said Patton is the older brother who is always there to help, at times too much, and is always enthusiastic about whatever his younger brother does. He probably has a crush on Logan’s dad (they’re both the same age, so don’t worry). Supportive Brother™️ basically

Deceit is the one who shouldn’t be here, nobody invited him, why is he eating Cheetos from a bowl? He’s just there, nobody knows how or why

Deceit is gibby