hotcocoachia:

glixbitch:

glixbitch:

I want to go to BED

10 hours later…..

Im in bed y’all

The tricky part is actually falling asleep

Not only do I never leave my room, but I never leave my bed, so sleep? It’s very specific to laying down on my right side and cuddling something. Or I don’t fall asleep.

friends, lemme share this little gem with you

ohmisterpitiful:

somewhat-honest-abe:

the-andromeda-system:

superpunkjellyfish:

ausomely-autistic:

dizzleceezy:

FIRST! The inner flap:

oh dear indeed… 

some people crayons are jerks.

😥

😀

😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 :’’’’) :’’’’’’’’)))))))))))

i just have a lot of feelings about this book and think everyone should own it

i lovethis so much

trans… trans crayon?

Yes

Reblog if you’re a trans crayon, love trans crayons, or you thought this book was friggin adorable

I love that this applies to both trans people and autistc people!!!!

judedeluca:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

wetmetal:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

queer-musician:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

just-artist-thoughts:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

You’re really good at origami holy sh

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation 

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

same bitch

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

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it weighed 68.6 lbs

This is the 100 Star. Reblog to receive cash in unexpected ways.