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the-wretched-in-french:

musical quotes with the same energy

  • “SON” “I’m not your son” 
  • “I don’t want you going to school HIGH connor!” “perfect, so then I won’t go! thanks, mom!”
  • “5 YEARS FOR WHAT YOU DID; THE REST BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO RUN. YES 24601––” “my name is Jean Valjean”
  • “Hey look, a new kid” “I’M NEW TOO”
  • “PIANO MAN!” “my name’s florence” “WHATEVER HOMIE C’MERE”
  • “MISS GLINDA––” “oh, its gaaaaa-linda? with a gaaaa?”
  • “deep-shit?” “uhhhhh DEEP-DISH”
  • “I survived a tree fall he survived much worse” “SHUT UP JESSE”
  • “Who’s house is this?” “ITS MY HOUSE NOW” “SERIOUSLY? WHO’S HOUSE IS THIS?”
  • “80 bucks, for a tux, man we better get LAID” “you’ve been praying for that since sEVENTH GRADE”

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chaosundone:

nerdiestnug:

haiiro-no-kami:

naxzella:

finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive lived like 10 years (or however old i was when i learned to add and stuff) thinking thats how everyone does it. what the fuck

WHAT

What? How the fuck do other people count? 

WHAT

this semester has just been one big clusterfuck of “oh, THAT’S why I do this!”

cupidjohnny:

cats are so beautiful and loving…. when they paw at you and ask u to pet them.. when they purr and close their eyes in content… a warm loaf … when they knead on you… thinking YOU are the bread… stupid… they are the bread… i love cats… so much….