pastelvirgil:

mockiato:

soloveitchik:

lilywankenobi:

soloveitchik:

taggediconic:

soloveitchik:

The customer is never right

normalize the customer never being right

Nah. I had to spend ten minutes convincing a Starbucks barista that their Eggnog Chai doesn’t have coffee in it. It’s a tea, for goodness sakes.

She never believed me, but she did make me a “special” one with milk instead of espresso. *facepalm*

You mean the eggnog chai LATTE you fucking idiot? Die

The customer is always wrong and I can’t believe some poor barista had to deal with this foolishness on Black Friday none the less

asofterfan:

what-even-is-thiss:

If the next dark side is revealed and he’s not green or orange I think we’re all gonna lose our collective minds. Especially me. I’m gonna lose my mind. I’ve been working under the assumption that the rainbow theory is true for like since January.

*slams fists on table*

A DARK SIDE THAT ONLY WEARS WHITE  A DARK SIDE THAT ONLY WEARS WHITE  A DARK SIDE THAT ONLY WEARS WHITE-!!!!!!!!!

tamagxtchii:

wanderroverryonderr:

brian4rmthe6:

If u reading this

I HOPE U GET RICH.

This is the energy y’all should be posting

paranoid-purple-plaid-patches:

Roman: “I’m good at math. U + I = 69.”

Patton: “Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10.”

Roman: “oh”

Logan: “No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.”

Roman: “For God’s sake why are all these people so smooth oh my god?”

comrade-jiang:

kukachoosays:

himynameisrollin:

hipsandheartbreak:

spork-of-humanity:

dangerbabegang:

FOOD

• Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food
• grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread
• different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.
• some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

• Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment
• sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it
• Some churches offer short term residence
• Find your nearest homeless shelter
• Look for places that are open to the public
• A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

• A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.
• Public libraries have bathrooms you can use
• Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.
• Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver
• Local beaches, go for a quick swim
• Some truck stops have showers you can pay for
• Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet
• Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

• first aid kit
•  sunscreen
•  a travel alarm clock or watch
•  mylar emergency blanket
•  a backpack is a must
•  downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards
•  sleeping bag
•  travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror
•  swiss army knife
•  can opener

Reblog to literally save a life

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

Save a life reblog

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

tstwitterupdates:

chatterghosts:

JOYSTICK JOYRIDE featuring @tallykat3 @thejoanglebook and @thatsthat24 !!!!