Don’t mind me, just travelling to an alternate dimension through the pockets in my jeans.
Without context this seems really random but it’s just a joke about how big the pockets in my new boy™ jeans are. You could fit so many things in them. They could become their own pants.
There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.
Imagine your otp
Logan: My name is Logan Sanders and that is all you need to know about me.
Patton: Hiya, Kiddos! My name is Patton Foster- Sanders! Hope you’re excited to learn, but first I wanna tell you all about my lovely husband, Logan.
Students: Wait, what?
YES
Patton: I have the best husband in the world, look here’s a picture, isn’t he just the sweetest thing ever?!
Anyways, hi, I’m Patton, your family studies professor
^headcannon that in this AU, Logan IS Patton’s husband and they work at the same university
Yeah, pretty much…
Also, Virgil takes both their courses and is terrified of telling anyone that they’re his dads because it won’t go well.
Hc that Virgil takes both their courses and is terrified of telling people that they’re his dads.
Hc. That remy also takes both their classes but doesn’t say anything, and then Roman transfers in for something or another and also takes both their classes.
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