dietcokeandoats:

y’all i am a fucking SCIENTIST all of this food for 285 fucking calories

1 cup trader joe’s cauliflower rice (25) cooked with curry powder and small handful of spinach (5)

25 sliced grapes (50) with cinnamon

½ qwest s’mores protein bar (85)

siggi’s 0% vanilla yogurt (110) with 2 tbsp blueberries (10)

285. bless up.

2srooky:

ashkenazi-autie:

ilovepeoplethattalktocameras:

Have we ever discussed the fact that 2001 – 2012 Disney channel’s shows all had strong female leads, with the exception of Zack and Cody but they had a black man in charge, a smart poor white blonde girl and a dumb rich Asian so still beautifully diverse.

Disney was 100% female empowerment and showed diversity. Who did they employ to create the shit they have today?

Of the shows with girls as leads, two of them were POC and their heritage was actively acknowledged throughout the show.
We have a Wizards of Waverly Place episode featuring a quincenera and we have That’s So Raven, which actually did a lot to talk about body image and addressed the issue of antiblack racism.

Not to mention Zack and Cody had a working single mother (a divorcee at that!!) who was respected, strong, and amazing. Also a PoC bellhop who was a crucial role and in nearly every episode, and whose heritage was always known and respected.

That’s So Raven had a lovely and diverse cast of friends/family, tackled topics that every teenager faces, like stress from school and work, body positivity and racism that runs in our country, all while still having banter that was classic in Disney.

This also doesn’t even brush on the animated series that Disney had at this time, like Lilo and Stitch, The Proud Family, Kim Possible, and American Dragon Jake Long, which all had either strong female leads, PoC, or a mix of both.

A Fun Story About an Asshole in a Locker Room

maximus029:

bigsteve316:

broodingsoul:

About three things you must be sure before you read this story:

  1. I am a grower, not a show-er.  There is nothing terribly remarkable about my non-aroused junk.
  2. I literally don’t care who sees me naked in the locker room.  It took me a long time to be comfortable with my body, and I’m not in a locker room to flaunt it.  I’m there to undress, shower, and dress.
  3. My mood this morning is best summed up in these two gifs:

***
SO.

I’m in the locker room.  I come out of the shower and go to my locker, and there are three guys at their lockers in the same area, all talking to each other.  I pay them no mind because I don’t give a shit.  I open my locker.  I grab my underwear.  I drop my towel.

One of the guys thought he was gonna try and be cocky and said, “You fuck chicks with that dick?”

My inner monologue at that exact second can best be summed up with this gif:

I turned around, completely naked, my apparently insufficient chick-fucking dick just hanging out for the world to see, looked the dude straight in the eye and said, “No, but I can take a dick like a champ.  You tryna fuck?”

I have never seen a person so instantly regret a choice in my entire life.  He started sputtering like a bottle of shampoo that was nearly empty and then just gave up and ran off while his friends just howled.

I calmly turned around and went about my life, minding my own goddamn business like a civilized adult.

Moral of the story is,

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

I just choked.

ARTICLE  13  HAS BEEN CHANGED TO THE WORST!

chaoticinfidelity:

12-dooley:

i-should-be-making-homework:

xx-ralsei-xx:

lunastarward:

gracyfangirl2020:

THIS WEEK  Article 13  HAS BEEN CHANGED COMPLETELY!

WILL BE BLOCKED BECAUSE of SOME OLD POLITICIANS “that know the youth and the internet the best then anyone else”  IN THE SENATE THINKING THEY KNOW BETTER SHUTTING DOWN YOUTUBE AND OTHER SOCIAL PLATFORMS FOR ME AND PEOPLE LIVING IN THE EU   FOREVER!

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I REPEAT THE ARTICLE HAS BEEN CHANGED COMPLETELY NO FUCKING JOKE GUYS! LAST TIME IT WAS ALL ABOUT PROTECTION NOW THEY ADDED SOME STUPID STUFF AND THEY WILL BE TAKING AWAY MY YOUTUBE; SOCIAL MEDIAS AND EVERYTHING!

PLEASE SIGN UP IN THIS PETITION  IF WE DON´T HIT  5  MILLION GERMANY AND SO MANY EUROPE COUNTRIES WILL LOSE THEIR SOCIAL AND MORE!

SHARE THIS POST AND SIGN UP AND VOTE THE MORE THAN BETTER! Let’s SHOW THESE OLD PEOPLE THAT YOUTUBE,  TUMBLR, INSTAGRAM AND ALL THESE GREAT OTHER SITES AREN´T FUCKING USELESS AND SHET BECAUSE THEY DO NOT KNOW WHAT SOCIAL MEDIA IS! INSTEAD OF TAKING THESE PRECIOUS THINGS THEY SHOULD WORRY ABOUT OTHER.STUFF ( Migrants, new school system)  BUT NAH THEY WANT TO TAKE AWAY OUR SOCIAL MEDIAS

I REPEAT article 13  HAS COMPLETED CHANGED AND IN A FEW MONTHS IT WILL TAKE AWAY OUR SOCIAL media LIKE TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE HERE IN EUROPE PLEASE SIGN UP FOR US GUYS I BEG YOU! 

here are the links:

ENGLISH:https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet

GERMAN:https://www.change.org/p/stoppt-die-zensurmaschine-rettet-das-internet-uploadfilter

DUTCH:https://www.change.org/p/het-internet-is-in-gevaar-en-jij-kunt-het-redden

ROMANIAN:https://www.change.org/p/internetul-este-%C3%AEn-pericol-iar-tu-%C3%AEl-po%C8%9Bi-salva

SPAIN: https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-deten-la-m%C3%A1quina-de-la-censura-salva-internet

PLEASE HELP US GUYS I BEG YOU and  PLEASE! reblog IT ISN´T ANYMORE A JOKE THEY HAVE COMPLETELY TURNED THE ARTICLE AROUND FOR THE WORST THIS WEEK!

YO NON-EUROPEANS CAN ALSO SIGN GET IN LINE FOR YOUR EURPOEAN HOMIES GUYS CMON

What The Actual Fuck.

Non-europeans we need your help!!!

G U Y S

F U C K

justisaisfine:

He knows hugs dont work with Lo💙❤️👀


Sanders Bros AU taglist.

@bubbly-panda-bear @daughterofsomnus @abzee24 @flowers-and-space028  @starshiprangerrachel1 @dottyem56 @corkeecoderyt @v-doodles @blushing-blue  @anotherside-sblog @chaosgaminggirl @notamaincharacter @notalwaysthevillian @lunatica-lupin-934 @iris-sanders-athena @reba-andthesides @thenewaccountofadeafgirl @percapecan @an-ace-up-my-sleeves

@getting-there-day-bi-day  @touchstarvedvirgil @rileyfirstname @faithfreedom @anyay666 @kaileah-kat @canadian-crofters @phlying-squirrel @pinkpandapancakes @a-witch-beginnings @anuninspiredpoet @moist-astronaut @sunshine-in-a-petal @sandersfanders @xx-pink-lars-is-best-lars-xx @angered-turtle @backatthebein @fallingelevation @thesoftestlittlepuffball @roseisjustfine

@ascreamingstrawberry @ashrain5 @no-life-no-problem @heretoreadmyfics @metaphoricalpluto2 @khadij-al-kubra @missadventuresofshaylah @shattereddreamsamongotherthings  @emily-klaine @oursmolsander @andyrandy1326 @riverblujay @midnightalex12 @spectacled-renegade @leesacrakon @hogwartszombie @moxietyismyheartandsoul @allycat31415 @ravenclawunicorn1 @fashionkitty512 @justanotherlatinfander @puns-and-patton @pathos-logical @elliot-is-aroace @patton-in-name @the-doctor-demigod-wizard @izzynuggets @yattwud @luckybanana948

@stardustedsweaterlover @an-awkward-gay @charlie-frown @iaminmultiplefandoms  @jadekitten1 @kittycatgirl2016 @thatonetuesdaywhensam @gossamerandme @bunny222 @sander-fander-sides @nightmarejasmine @cryingbecauseilovethesides @the-darkness-reblogs @neonb-fly @grey-lysander @emthetimelady @black-king-white-knight

@pandagirl0730 @sanderstalker @that-one-gay-ass-blog

justisaisfine:

“are you guys those Sanders kids?”

let them have ice cream


Sanders Bros AU taglist.

@bubbly-panda-bear @daughterofsomnus @abzee24 @flowers-and-space028  @starshiprangerrachel1 @dottyem56 @corkeecoderyt @v-doodles @blushing-blue  @anotherside-sblog @chaosgaminggirl @notamaincharacter @notalwaysthevillian @lunatica-lupin-934 @iris-sanders-athena @reba-andthesides @thenewaccountofadeafgirl @percapecan @an-ace-up-my-sleeves

@could-always-be-gayer-2 @firefox2215 @broken-rainbow-soul @queer-human-being @hedgehoghumor @icecoldparadise @that-yaya @awesomeorange888 @give-me-a-minute-to-think @ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2 @romanthroughthestars @chally-wally @emtheanxiousdragon @light-it-on-fire ,,,,

@getting-there-day-bi-day  @touchstarvedvirgil @rileyfirstname @faithfreedom @anyay666 @kaileah-kat @canadian-crofters @phlying-squirrel @pinkpandapancakes @a-witch-beginnings @anuninspiredpoet @moist-astronaut @sunshine-in-a-petal @sandersfanders @xx-pink-lars-is-best-lars-xx @angered-turtle @backatthebein @fallingelevation @thesoftestlittlepuffball @roseisjustfine

@ascreamingstrawberry @ashrain5 @no-life-no-problem @heretoreadmyfics @metaphoricalpluto2 @khadij-al-kubra @missadventuresofshaylah @shattereddreamsamongotherthings  @emily-klaine @oursmolsander @andyrandy1326 @riverblujay @midnightalex12 @spectacled-renegade @leesacrakon @hogwartszombie @moxietyismyheartandsoul @allycat31415 @ravenclawunicorn1 @fashionkitty512 @justanotherlatinfander @puns-and-patton @pathos-logical @elliot-is-aroace @patton-in-name @the-doctor-demigod-wizard @izzynuggets @yattwud @luckybanana948

@stardustedsweaterlover @an-awkward-gay @charlie-frown @iaminmultiplefandoms  @jadekitten1 @kittycatgirl2016 @thatonetuesdaywhensam @gossamerandme @bunny222 @sander-fander-sides @nightmarejasmine @cryingbecauseilovethesides @the-darkness-reblogs @neonb-fly @grey-lysander @emthetimelady @black-king-white-knight

@pandagirl0730 @sanderstalker @that-one-gay-ass-blog @the-fan-garbage-can  @istriggered11 @ashlynrivers @punsterterry @fandoms-winkitywonk @dracxnic-archangel @themicrosoftnerd @helloimjusthereforthecomments @tea0-0stache @temmiecupcake @satanblessi @purplepatton @lizziepopanime @teacupfulofstarshine @ironwoman359

Wait wait what’s the story behind this????