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mniarosy:

thedeathecchi:

sussura:

moonpaw:

Where the hell is my phone????

*shakes blankets one by one*

Thunk

There it is

(Just to add on)

Where the hell are my glasses????

*shakes all my blankets*

Rattle

Oh there they are

(Also adding on)

Where the hell is my DS????

*shakes my blanket*

CLAT

Shit

(adding on)

HONEY!

where is my

supersuit?

builtfjordtuff:

one-pearl-point:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

jennilah:

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

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is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

mail is dumb

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

Probably just a couple inches spun in a circle cause they can’t decide where to go

kot-y:

sixpenceee:

Shakuntala Devi, an Indian mental calculator,was asked to give the 23rd root of a 201-digit number; she answered in 50 seconds. Her answer was confirmed by calculations done at the US Bureau of Standards for which a special program had to be written to perform such a large calculation.

She was also a gay rights advocate and wrote a book called The World of Homosexuals. It was one of the first studies of homosexuality in India.