justanotherpurplebutterfly:

tinysidestrashcaptain:

secretglittersauce:

Patton: *kicks in the door and the others stare as he declares* I’m here to snuggle ruthlessly and eat cookies. *crushes empty wrapper in his fist* And I’m all outta cookies.

Logan: *sighing* You do this every night, dearest….and you’re getting crumbs on the carpet.

Roman: *patting the bed* We are prepared to be snuggled, my darling heart! Do your worst!

Virgil: *already making grabby hands*

It got cuter and cuter with every new person that spoke! I died at Virgil!

notdoingmywork:

marissarei:

To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you.

To all of the adults following me that never heard it from their parents: I’m proud of you, too.

princeanxious:

starsandsupernovae:

my-glasses-are-dirty:

thylovelylionheart:

namppa:

planning horrible headcanons with your friends but accidentally crossing the line like

@loveismygoal @quinnyandco

@howlingdawn

@superhusbandswithasideoffamily

@fandersideas

fear-is-nameless:

It came!!

An excellent addition! 😀

heckoffmate:

So we’ve sort of simultaneously agreed that a Patton/Logan/Roman/Virgil fusion would just be Thomas, right?

*Patton, Logan, Roman and Virgil fuse into a normal looking Thomas*

Real Thomas: Oh!

Fusion Thomas: Oh!

Real Thomas: Hey!

Fusion Thomas: Hey! I hate myself!

Real Thomas: What?

Deceit: Oh, wait, hold on, let me get into this…

kai-ni:

greglestrade:

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me

other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t