just-fic-me-up:

i-really-dig-the-purple:

just-fic-me-up:

virgilswritings:

i-sold-my-soul-to-thefandom:

what-even-is-thiss:

thelogicalanxiouscreativeheart:

what-even-is-thiss:

sandersshitpost:

allithesane:

sandersidesquotes:

Logan: Where are you going?

Virgil: To get ice cream or commit felony. I’ll decide in the car

~~~ 20 minutes later ~~~

*police sirens*

Virgil walking in with an ice cream: sup

Logan: OH THANK GOD

Police officer: *walking up to the two of them* Can I take this for a moment? *takes Virgil’s ice cream*

Logan: *laughing, relieved*

Police officer: You are now under under arrest for suspicion of felony. You- *is arresting Virgil*

Logan: Oh come on! You did b-?

Virgil: Yes. *now in handcuffs* I did both.

Police officer: *just eating the ice cream*

But what felony did he commit?

He stole the police officers heart

And that’s how they met.

Aww

Nice

Fic please now thanks

The officer should be one of the other sides though

R o m a n

ahoardofsides:

Patton: You’re sitting on your chair wrong

Logan: I am sitting in the chair, facing forwards, with both feet on the ground. I fail to see how I am the one being admonished when Roman is sprawled across two chairs and part of a table.

Roman *in the distance*: Im too gay to sit straight!

Patton: You’re sitting in a spiny chair though.

Logan: It is a chair that can turn 360 degrees, yes.

Patton: And you aren’t spinning.

Logan: Spinning would greatly decrease my productivity.

Patton: Well if You aren’t going to use it right then I will.

Logan *while being physically removed from the chair*: Patton, Patton put me down.