Logan Sanders has been borned for two slutty, slutty years y’all
At first I didn’t see the URL and I was all “who would say that? That’s so weird, I shan’t reblog this.” Then I did a double take and realized it was Cole, who I am contractually obligated to reblog from at all times. So here we are.
“i don’t like either candidate so i won’t vote” what are you thinking, if enough people wuss out we’re going to have President None Of The Above? hey we’re counting the votes and ten percent of voters stayed home and jerked it to their own ideological purity, guess we just won’t have a president and all the executive level decisions will be made by a magic 8-ball for the next 4 years
i wrote this 2 years ago and – yeah. look, let’s just learn, ok? midterms coming up, pull up your big citizen pants and go do the thing.