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Using tumblr slang around real people makes for some interesting miscommunication
*points to dumpster* same energy
My poor co-worker: wat
Me: the fire alarm testing is giving me war flashbacks
Me: from like, dormlife
My long suffering therapist: we’ve talked about this
Me: asdfghjjhgfgj
Sister: how are you doing that with your mouth
*in a complete deadpan* I am literally crying right now
Ive been outcasted by normal people for these things
I call people OP irl
Mood
I called my teacher OP right after I told her Paradise Lost was Bible fanfiction
I don’t know how many times I’ve almost exclaimed “I’M SCREAMING” in real life
Also once my IRL best friend said something really stupid, I can’t remember what it was, and I replied with “OP do you take constructive criticism”
Our first language isn’t English
I didn’t even translate anything
It would be an understatement to say she was confused
A Hero
Hey, friends. About tomorrow?
Vote.
Refuse to give in to apathy no matter how many times you feel like you don’t get heard. Apathy from you is a win for them.
Get out and vote.
Yes.
literally went all the way home tonight and will be getting up at 6 am to get ready to vote. please don’t let it be for nothing, GO OUT AND VOTE!!!!!
So
you’ve gone and called someone stupid, and in response, they damaged your eye
OMG
first of all I have never seen a worse cut photoshop job and I have been using it for a montu

marriage… wealth… and pot
Marriage The Nachos… Aight.
Love, marriage, cock
…
butt ass cock *sigh* but im a lesbian tho *sigh*
Love pot money








