Roman: Alright, I want to get a tattoo that will make me simply too cool to resist. Ideas?
Patton: A date that is important to you! Like your birthday!
Roman: Aw, thanks, Pat, that’s really cute, but-
Virgil: A fake date. Put it on a place that you would usually put sentimental, cheesy stuff on, like your inner wrist, or the back of your neck, or over your heart. Write “Never Forget” or something like that in a respectful, subtle font above, and initials “A. C. L. A.” under.
Roman: …
Roman: But- but WHY??
Virgil: Because imagine: You are walking with someone. Things are going great. You fall into a comfortable silence, enjoying each other’s company. You causally adjust the sleeve of your jacket, and that’s when they see it. The tattoo. The subtle font that reads: “Never Forget – 5. 2. 2003 – A. C. L. A.” Their smile freezes. They tentatively reach out and catch your hand, asking “What is this tattoo for?” You look at them, surprised. Then you turn your face away in sudden solemnity. “Something too important to forget,” you say, softly. Then you look up at them again, the sun or whatever-the-shit making you look serious and magnificent. You gaze them in the eyes in thought. “I never told that story to anyone,” you say after a long pause, “but I have a feeling that when I decide to tell it one day, you will be the first one to know.”
And that’s it. Boom. The moment you say that, they are yours forever. You will get married and have kids and a dog and fund a small forest community. Because A) everyone loves a guy with a sob-story behind a mystery tattoo, and B) they will be too curious to ever leave you without hearing that story, because curiosity is humanity’s greatest drug, right after empathy and fascination with tragedies. You’re welcome.
Roman: …
Logan: …
Patton: …
Roman: I feel this confusing mixture of fear, love and awe and I literally cannot-
I got my heart broken and I survived, I failed 3 courses in university and graduated, I got rejected in the very first job I applied for and got promoted yesterday, I went through hard times with my family but then two years later, we laughed our hearts out over lunch, The closest friends disappointed me several times but I made new friends and loved them with all my heart. I did it once, I can do it again.
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Have you ever wanted to own a noodle horse dragon alien?? NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.
hey! dont just randomly adopt a greyhound, especially if theyre a rescue!! you need to do some research first. rescues are A LOT of work
greyhounds require DAILY exercise!! but they are sprinters, not endurance runners, they need a safe enclosed place to run around or extra long walks. however they can run into danger at great speeds unless in safe area
since greyhounds are sighthounds they will have a tendency to chase smaller animals (especially since these are former racers, they will be more inclined)
so PLEASE make sure you are suited to owning a greyhound before adopting one! they are lovely and very sweet animals and deserve to be happy in a perfect home!!
Reblogging this version since it contains further information that I should have included in my initial reblog. These dogs need homes but please make sure you do your research and don’t take on more than you can handle, both for the sake of yourself and the dog!
Me: *finds a cute mlm or wlw comic about other which is mlm / wlw * Aww this is cute I wonder what that person said in the tags because I like talking about cute things
Me: *checks tag*
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Me:
Stop sexualizing gay people, and stop calling us a, ‘Sin,’ we already hear enough of that on a daily basis. Homophobes.
@ all the people in the comments saying “i just tag smut as sin” you’re calling gay sex “sin” is still homophobic and gross.
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