The host got the most

justisaisfine:

I wrote this, didnt spell check, but i hope this is what you were imagining?

Aka: Patton is terifying snd Logan will gladly let someone else talk facts

Patton had been in an interview with Logan, viegil and Roman unable to make this one, when it happened.

Patton had been making a comment to Logan, whwn the host leaned bsck in the chair.

“I don’t understand why you guys donation to some of your charities, I mean, its nice and all but-”

Then came the dreaded line

“-depressed kids are just lazy.”

Patton’s head snapped towards the host, and you could almost hear the terrifying creeeaaak as he tilted his head to the side.

“Do you wsnt to repest that statement?” Never had more ice been held in a single sentence Patton has ever said. The host was struggling to find words, while remembeeing thst patton has depression.

“I would hope not, considering it is lies.”

Patton spoke straight to the host, eyes never leaving their form as he calmly, with a fire in his eyes, broke them. His words were precise, his facts true to ever word, his examples, himself included, meaningful, and his stare, cold with a fire in them.

The most terrifying thing was thst Patton did not rush, and he did not raise his voice. He spoke as if he held not one once of malice or anger, yet you could feel it surrounded him. And he mever raised his voice.

Once Patton had finished his speech, he stoid, eyes on the host, and Logan followed him as he walked off stage, not even a good bye, and with 15 minutes left of an hour long show (which he spent most of talking).

The internet blew up in minutes, like always.

Some people were upset, yeah, but most people were astonded. Support for patton doubled, and they meme’d fast.

Patron’s head snap and tilt was used before someone was about to smack some facts on you.

And Logan? Logan had the best meme. The second Patton had faced the host, he had leaned back in his chair, legs crossed, with his arms in the ‘you know i had to do it to em’ position, a knowing ‘you are going to regret that’ on his face.

No one dared made that comment arouns patton again.

@sockpansy AHHHH YES this is very much A+ how pat would react OMG he’s!! so!! tried of this shit!!! he gonna snap!!

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