poppiesss:

the sides playing uno is something i need

roman: competitive. trash-talking, flaunting, a giant tease, all the dramatics. probably gives a speech before putting down each card. gets hit with a draw four and cries for five minutes in the bathroom. slaps logan at the game’s climax

logan: strategic. he’d be constantly analysing his technique and would keep tabs on the others cards. eventually he gets caught up in the competitiveness and becomes SUPER militant and absolutely terrifying

virgil: gives zero shits, does no planning, and somehow manages to win every single game. loves to engage with roman’s trash-talk and snark him back. throws his cards down on the pile whilst scrolling through tumblr and smirks as roman lets out anguished screams

deceit: the cheater, obviously. keeps his cards concealed at all times, probably dealt the cards and gave himself six and everyone else eight, invents more and more stupid rules so things go his way, sits the closest to the pile so he can switch his cards if his hand isn’t great. nobody can prove he’s cheating but they all know.

remy: thinks games are stupid and refuses to engage but gets tangled up in the drama and ends up as distraught as roman. throws his cards on the ground and leaves when he loses because ‘that’s it, i’m done, i can’t even be in the same room as you traitors’

patton: the one who’s just trying to have a nice family game night why is everyone screaming