paranoid-purple-plaid-patches:

Roman: “I’m good at math. U + I = 69.”

Patton: “Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10.”

Roman: “oh”

Logan: “No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.”

Roman: “For God’s sake why are all these people so smooth oh my god?”