Logan: A faulty filing cabinet with anger management issues running a Windows 8 operating system
Patton: Lawful good and chaotic neutral pureed a blender and poured over a hyper intelligent five year old
Roman: Feminine theater gay stereotype and angry manly writer stereotype stuffed into a Halloween costume
Virgil: An overly sensitive car alarm with sass and self esteem issues.
What do you mean “crappy”, these are the most accurate descriptions of the sides I’ve ever read.
THESE ARE SO ACCURATE IM C R Y I N G