Co-teacher: “Hey, you’re tech savvy right? I need help unjamming the printer. No matter what, I can’t get it to do what I want.”
Me: *goes to the copy room and returns a minute later.”
Me: “It works now.”
Co-teacher: “How did you do that so fast? I was down there for fifteen minutes and couldn’t figure out where the stupid paper jam was? You really should go to school for technology or something. So, where was the paper jam?”
Me: “There wasn’t one.”
Co-teacher: ???!!!
Me: “It was throwing a tantrum, so I unplugged it for 30 seconds and plugged it back in. It works fine now.”
Co-teacher: “That actually works? I thought that was just an internet joke.”
Me: “Every form of satire comes from truth.”
You gave a printer a timeout…
It had to think about what it did. Making people angry for no reason doesn’t solve the problem. All it needed was a gentle firm hand and a little bit of space. Poor thing works hard. ❤
IT IS ILLEGAL TO BE THIS FUCKING CUTE OKAY
Maybe I need to be put on a timeout then
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