dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a few choice quotes from the guy sitting one table over from me in this airport burger joint:

  • “so I was six – I was, I was six years old when, I was sixteen, and – I’m so drunk holy shit”
  • “Milwaukee is like, the third holiest city in the US, after Fargo”
  • “I just remember rivers of blood in the streets, and people were on skates”

this man is living on a whole other plane of existence and fucking astral projected himself into a Wolfgang Puck’s Kitchen just to fuck with some mortals

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