Using tumblr slang around real people makes for some interesting miscommunication
*points to dumpster* same energy
My poor co-worker: wat
Me: the fire alarm testing is giving me war flashbacks
Me: from like, dormlife
My long suffering therapist: we’ve talked about this
Me: asdfghjjhgfgj
Sister: how are you doing that with your mouth
*in a complete deadpan* I am literally crying right now
Ive been outcasted by normal people for these things
I call people OP irl
Mood
I called my teacher OP right after I told her Paradise Lost was Bible fanfiction
I don’t know how many times I’ve almost exclaimed “I’M SCREAMING” in real life
Also once my IRL best friend said something really stupid, I can’t remember what it was, and I replied with “OP do you take constructive criticism”
Our first language isn’t English
I didn’t even translate anything
It would be an understatement to say she was confused
A Hero
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