awkward-turtle-patton:

Roman: *says something annoying*

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Virgil: I swear to god Princey, I will hit you with this bottle!

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Roman: Ah, be merciful to the prince!!

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Virgil: This is a half full 1L bottle, I aM BEING MERCIFUL!!!

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Roman: *panicked prince screetches*