sander-fander:

coconut-cluster:

thelowlysatsuma:

thelowlysatsuma:

revelation time: patton isn’t like super innocent or anything bc he doesn’t understand most of the jokes famders make, patton just has no idea what any modern slang means. if you made the same joke using 20th century slang, he would 100% understand

@adultmorelikeadolt @coconut-cluster @iassureyouicannotwrite guys I’m either sleep deprived or a genius

Roman: You Gucci, Pat?

Patton: Am I… what?

Logan, without looking up from his book: How’s the berries?

Patton: Oh! Great!

— — — —

Famders: [makes a daddy joke]

Patton: 🙂

One (1) person: Ha! Lounge lizard-

Patton, immediately ushering the other sides away as he covers Virgil’s ears: I don’t appreciate this kind of language around my children and I will not tolerate this tomfoolery in my household no sir ma’am or other

I’m a gen z kid but what the entire hell does lounge lizard mean