ahoardofsides:

Patton: You’re sitting on your chair wrong

Logan: I am sitting in the chair, facing forwards, with both feet on the ground. I fail to see how I am the one being admonished when Roman is sprawled across two chairs and part of a table.

Roman *in the distance*: Im too gay to sit straight!

Patton: You’re sitting in a spiny chair though.

Logan: It is a chair that can turn 360 degrees, yes.

Patton: And you aren’t spinning.

Logan: Spinning would greatly decrease my productivity.

Patton: Well if You aren’t going to use it right then I will.

Logan *while being physically removed from the chair*: Patton, Patton put me down.