mccallandjackal:

legendarythotbuster:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

and that’s how you start a collection!

If someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes you are legally allowed to leave

If someone throws a knife at you and you catch it, they’re out.