My dad, fully aware I’m not usually one to smile: What are you smiling about?
Me: The world is a funny place.
Dad: Yeah?
Me: You know how my recent obsession has been with Thomas Sanders’ YouTube channel?
Dad: Of course.
Me: Well he partnered with a jelly company, and he has his own jelly now.
Dad: *chuckle* Oh, wow. A Thomas Sanders jam.
Me: It’s actually based off of one of his characters. The logic character, whose name is Logan. It’s Logan’s berry.
Dad: Ah, like lingonberries. Very clever.
Me: No… there’s an actual thing called a loganberry.
Dad: Is Logan the anxious one?
Me: No… that’s Anxiety.
Dad: Ah. Logan’s the purple one then?
Me: … no. He’s the teacher. With the blue tie.
Dad: Hmmm. Whatever. Bet he’s gonna make a lot of money off of that.
Me: I don’t think most YouTubers actually make an insane amount of money. I’m just amused that this exists.
Dad: Yeah, me too. A YouTuber with a jelly. What’ll they think of next?