Virgil just wanted to pass his classes. And now, he was somehow stuck,making a deal,with a demon to do so.
“You are not getting,my soul, i need what little bit i have.” Virgil stated, either from it being the truth, or because he wanted this hot demon to,keep talking,to him.
Logan, hot demon, nods in under standing. “Alright, what are you willing to offer?” He asked. If Virgil had Logan pick, perhaps he could ask for a date?
“Don’t you like…ask for my first born or,something next?”
Well it looks like a date is out of the question. Logan figured it would work. Child who are taken in deals are normally given,to the first family who make a deal to have a child, they dont stay in the demon world long. “Okay.” He agreed, disheartened. If Virgil was willing to,offer up his first born, then maybe he wouldnt be interested in Logan after all.
Virgil had to resist dying on the spot, or anything else really. He had offered his first born as a joke, he didnt expect him to accept it. Now it wasnt that Virgil was worried about giving up his kid, it had more to do with the fact that Virgil cannot,make a kid.
Because Virgil is asexual.
But Logan doesnt know that. And he really want,those grades… Virgil shook his hand. “Deal.”
And,so it began.
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Virgil found himself understanding his classes better, and,Logan would hang around because he wanted to see who Virgil would hook up with. Not at all because he found the human cute, not at all.
But then two months passed and virgil only talked to his teachers when needed and his friend remy, who logan was unsure if he was human or not.
Logan knows how long it takes for a baby to form.
But he also knows how babies are made.
And Virgil has yet to indulge in baby making activities.
So…Logan did make a deal with him…
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“You set me up on a what?” Virgil yelled at the demon sitting on his window sill.
“A date Virgil, with a girl. She seems like your type. I figured i would help with your part of our deal…”
Virgil looked at Logan, as he remembered the deal he made. He remembered Logan joining him to watch movies, helping to explain things that virgil didnt completely understand, and even making him breakfast once when he was sick.
He also remembered flirting with Logan for nearly two months. Calling him cute,and smart (he is) and he thought maybe Logan liked him back.
He guesses he was wrong.
Logan had set him up on a date for the purpose of getting Virgil laid.
Another thing Virgil remembered! Logan doesnt know he is ace. Virgil cant hold up his end of the deal.
But logan doesnt know that. So maybe virgil can just be picky. He wasnt into girls anyways (not that he is telling Logan that either) so he agrees to the date.
And the next date.
And the one after that.
And so on.
And Logan had no idea what was wrong. Virgil just didnt seem interested in any girl he set him up with. The first girl had been dressed in black from head to toe, Virgil and her talked about death for a while, but nothing happened.
Next he tried a girl who was energetic and covered in pastels. Then a religious girl, an easy girl, he tried who knows how many others, but Virgil was never interested.
And Logan was actually relieved. He shouldn’t be. He should be getting Virgil a date so he can have his first born. It was the deal.
If Logan could he would gladly be the one on the date with him, but it was first born, not adopted.
So Logan set up more dates with the same results each time.
It might have been wishful thinking, but he suspected that maybe Virgil was into boys instead.
But as logsn observed his human, he noticed that Virgil didn’t seem interested in the guys either besides the occasional ‘he’s cute. ’
So then..what was wrong?
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Virgil was on another date. It has been what? 4 months now? Logan must really want a kid. He was listening to the girl talk, only half paying attention, when she mentioned something he was actuslly into.
“Hey, i know about that-” and he fell into a casual,conversation with the girl.
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5 minutes. Logan has been gone 5 minutes and when he came back to check on the date, it was going well. Very well.
Logan didnt like it.
Virgil looked like he was enjoying this date. He was talking with the girl about something, she even made him laugh! No one made Virgil laugh besides Logan and Remy. It wasnt aloud.
But this was perfect. Logan finally found the right girl. They would hook up, and logan would take the kid when it was born. Virgil would pass college and have a girlfriend.
But logan didn’t like that. He snuck into the small cafe they had met at, and he went to their waiter.
He slid four $100 into their pocket.“see that couple obrr there? Ruin their date.” And Logan left to watch from across the street.
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When Virgil came into his dorm,room later, logan had barely beat him there (when virgil got up to leave, logan went,to wait for him). Virgil fell onto his bed and sighed.
“Bad date?” Logan asked. It has become routine by now.
“Not at first. She was nice and we both like horror games. Then the waiter got our drinks wrong. And accidently dropped her spaghetti plate all over us, reason why im covered in,noodles still and smell like pasta, anyways, she got annoyed and totally was a bitch to the guy! I left cause she lacked any kind of manners.”
During the conversation, Virgil had sat up on his bed. And logan had moved to sit beside him.
“So the date went bad because she couldn’t handle a bad waiter?” Logan had to remember to go back and tip that waiter,more
Virgil nods and leaned back on his hands a little, he gave a lopsided smile at Logan. “Yeah, too bad you werent there, mister prim and proper. I bet you would have had much better table manners if,it had been you with me instead.”
You know that thing called self control? Were you think before you act? Yeah…that switch was filled too ‘off’ when Logan heard that.
Logan kisses Virgil quickly, his lips landing on his. Logan could have sworn he began an angel, because he felt like heaven.
But virgil was still leaning back and not only did the kiss surprise him, but the force behind it was enough to make,Virgil fall onto his back on his bed.
Logan stood up after a second when he realized what he had done. “I sincerely apoligize,Virgil, i thought my self control was much better. It wont happen again i promise.”
Virgil sat up and looked at the demon in front of him. He looked at his options.
A) kiss him
B) sarcastic comment
C) sassy comment
D) flirty comment
Virgil picked D.
“Really? Not even one more time? That’s disappointing.” Virgil knew he was blushing, but honestly, that kiss was awesome.
Logan stared at him for a,second. “You..you want to kiss agian?”
Virgil blushed, looaing his quick second of confidence. “Well i mean…it was nice..i wouldn’t..be opposed to,it…”
And,Logan kisses him again happily.
Virgil kissed him back as quickly as he could. It was amazing, he didnt want,it to end.
But he should probably stopnl it bwfo3ee he gets to far.
“Hey Logan?” Virgil said as hs pulled away.
“Yes love?” Logan smiled at Virgil.
“I’m uh..I’m ace.”
Logsn blink ed. Once. Twice.
“What?”
Virgil was getting nervous. “Ace. As in asexual, I don’t feel-”
“No no, i know what it meand.” Logan interrupted. “And before you get the wrong idea, that is perfectly fine, please let me know if I cross over any boundaries, but I mean…Virgil you promised me your first born.”
Virgil laughed nervously. “Yeah about that… I offered that as like a joke? I didn’t think you would take it seriously. But you agreed and well… It as awkward so…i kinda just..went with it?”
Logan nods.“this is..a bit of a conundrum we are in.”
“english specs.”
“ah yes, what i mean is that this is a bit troublesome.”
Virgil nods. “Maybe we could…make a new deal?,or something?”
Logan gave him a questioning look.
“I mean like…in exchange for me keeping my first born you get…whatever ir is you want.”
Logan nods as hs thought about it.
He smiled and took virgil’s hands.
“I want a date.”
(Said id do it xD hope you enjoy these disasters)
S: I adore this. So much. The resolution is just to make a deal and Lo finally gets that date. I adore this so much. Thank you. I love you so much right now.
This is so amazing!! @ren-allen @the-incedible-sulk
I love it so much omg
JSJFKKRKDMRKKDNRJJRR OH MY CHUCK YES THIS IS PERFECT!
SO CUTE
(and normally i don’t even stan analogical, but this is written so well that it seems so in character ahhh)
Oh my dear is so sugar
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