destroyadoodles:

collectingajarofstars:

Sleep states (me edition)

12+ hours: I’m either sick or depressed. Either way, I’m probably dying or my body is shutting down because it thinks I’m dying, so don’t be surprised if I actually die. *Yawns* I’mma go take a nap. Asta leugo, bitches

10-12 hours: Why did I sleep so long???? I’m probably sad but I still have so much work!!!! Why the fuck did I do this???? Now I just wanna sleep again what the fuck??? Why am I using so many question marks?????

6-9 hours: I still got too much but now I’m so tkred I can’t be bothered to fix my spelling capitalization or punctuation so deal with it lmao I also say lol and lmao a lot ajssjsjsjjfekodkf kill me

3-5 hours: This is ideal! I can function, get tired at appropriate times (5 pm is close enough to night anyway) and I can consistently get this same amount of sleep! I totally won’t have a binge day later and ruin this new sleep schedule! T o t a l l y

1-2 hours: Why the fuck did I even sleep? I could’ve just stayed up. Why why why why why why *smashes head into closest hard surface*

0-10 minutes: End my suffering 😀

In case any of you were wondering