yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: We’re playing a Breath of the Wild session and some back shit was going down. Someone in our party had woken up a Stone Talus and everyone was fighting it.

DM: Okay. What do you do?
Me, ooc: I roll to seduce the rock.
DM: You roll to… you can’t do that! It doesn’t have feelings!
Me, ooc: I roll to seduce the rock.
DM: Okay. Roll, I guess.
Me: *rolls a 19*
DM: *sighs* Since it doesn’t have emotions you don’t seduce it but it’s transfixed by you. It’s kind of standing there, staring at you as you pose sexily.
Me, ooc: HECK YEAH