senpan-yaya:

Virgil: Bad news—Roman locked the keys in the building.

Virgil: Good news—We didn’t have to wait for a locksmith!

Virgil: Bad news—Roman finds it very disturbing that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to tell him learned because I figured that was the kind of skill to pick up cute boys.

Virgil: Good news —A cute boy saw me do it!

Virgil: Bad news—It was Logan, and since he’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what i do. It’s too late. He knows.

Patton: *concerned dad noises*