em-be-lievable:

Tiny King Patton’s reaction to meeting Dee

Roman: Hey, where’s Patton? Virgil: *smirks* Celebrating. Patton: *picking Dee up and running around gleefully with him* I’m not the SHORTEST ANYMORE!!! 💗💗💗 (I just kept thinking of carnelian from SU. Hope this makes you laugh) – @khadij-al-kubra

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It did make me laugh, and also: accurate 😂