the-randomest-ofthe-fandomest:
paranoid-purple-plaid-patches:
Patton: “Logan, why didn’t you ever smile?”
Logan: “A number of years ago, it came to my attention that, due to my face shape, I appear unattractive while smiling and a neutral expression is optimal.”
Roman, opening PowerPoint: “Do you have twenty minutes to be told how wrong you are?”
The whole power point is just pictures of Logan smiling and Roman going “Woo Boy!!”