softestvirgil:

what-even-is-thiss:

softestvirgil:

skinnyismyhome:

softestvirgil:

ts-virgil-angst:

softestvirgil:

You idea then typy typy

aHEM we all know there’s a sacrifice and ritual involved in between those steps 

SHHH WE DON’T MENTION THAT IT’S TOP SECRET

Wait, other people don’t also have to send in a request for ideas to The Headquarters?

The headquarters is also secret and you are blowing our cover

If you haven’t devoured at least one mortal soul in the past two years they won’t accept your requests I’m afraid. You might have some luck with the magic cards method though.

SHHH TOO LOUD

Wait, you only needed one mortal soul? I needed two, a self sacrifice and I’m on call for a favor if they need a puppet. You guys got lucky.