adultmorelikeadolt:

patton, to logan: hey, daddy!

logan, choking on his water: patton, what the hell?

patton: roman told me that was a good nickname for you! is it not?

logan: no! no it isn’t! if you’ll excuse me, i need to talk to roman.

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patton, in the corner: i know exactly what it means and the connotations. logan is cute when he’s flustered.