incorrectsanderssidessayings:

Sanders Sides: Marching Band rehearsal

Patton: I swear if my flag whips me in the face again I might just have to scream. *the wind knocks the flag into his face again*

Virgil: *yelling out as he resets to opening set* I broke my sticks again so if you happen to trip when marching due to half of a drumstick then I am sorry.

Roman: Why is the synth not plugged in? We have been warming up for the past 10 minutes how has none of you noticed it wasn’t plugged up? I mean Cece you are literally playing the thing!

Deceit: You guys are doing so well! Seriously, when I was a freshman I didn’t even know how to read the music. I fell flat on my face every competition.

Dr. Picani: Come on low brass! As your low brass captain I know you can do amazing things but only if you choose to. You know, this reminds me of this new Netflix movie I watched this past weekend……

Logan: I auditioned for drum major as a joke but now that I am up here on the podium I still regret it. I miss playing trombone so much. Someone please come tag team me I can’t deal with this anymore. My arms hurt and I can’t deal watching you idiots anymore!

Remy: Alright my woodwind babies we are going to scream into our instruments for this next rep. We can’t be heard anyway so no one will miss us if we don’t play. Now scream into your instrument like you just found out Pumpkin Spice doesn’t exist anymore.

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(I sadly have to say these were actual things my friends/bandmates and I said during rehearsal today. God help my band.)