The Siren Is Uncomfortable

yourplayersaidwhat:

Background- I created my own D&D campaign, and my five players were on a stolen pirate ship and heading to a coastal kingdom. However, a group of sirens approached them in the middle of their journey.

Me (the DM): “One of the sirens is singing to you about military glory and wealth. She is getting very close to the ship.”
Ranger (OOC): “Can I try and seduce the siren with a song in retaliation?”
Me: “You want to… Seduce the seducer?”
Ranger: “Yes.”
Me: “Um, sure, go ahead and roll for… Performance?”
Ranger: *rolls a ten with a plus one bonus*
Me: “You rap about how your dick is huge and that you’d treat her right. The siren is uncomfortable. However, the male siren appears interested.”
Druid (OOC): *laughing too hard and falls off stool*