I’m at Starbucks with my gift card living it up and I tell the barista my middle name because nobody knows how to spell my first name and my middle name is Roman right? Roman. Like Roman numerals I tell him. Roman like Roman numerals. What does he write?
What is this? Who is Ramon?
GUYS I CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
THEY WROTE MORGAN THIS TIME I AM GOING TO FLIP MY LID
That’s what you get for giving us the idea of Anxiety’s name being Morgan